Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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