If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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