No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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