Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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