Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
she pinky promised me she was 18
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
