things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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