where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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