did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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