also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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