Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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