K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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