The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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