If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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