great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
be right there i have to get my cape
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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