capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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