i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I need to sanitize my soul.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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