It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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