she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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