I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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