Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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