Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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