So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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