found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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