I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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