So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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