? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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