just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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