People in love make me want to vomit
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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