We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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