I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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