Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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