Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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