Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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