if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
