Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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