HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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