I hate your face
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
This beer is not sobering me up at all
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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