I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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