Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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