Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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