you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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