We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
There r osticjed everywhere
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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