Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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