alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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