It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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