peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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