I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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