Nicole vs. Life
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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