Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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