We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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