Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Quick, to the slutcave!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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